Below are the 15 most recent journal entries recorded in pennstate's LiveJournal:

Friday, April 29th, 2005
7:55 pm	Thank god this fucking semester is over. I was gonna graduate but I managed to fail two classes again so I'm kinda sticking around for the summer, hopefully get to sink my teeth into some of that fresh summmer meat that enhabits the campus each year. Maybe I'll even get around to updating this shitbag inbetween beers and bitches so all my fans wont feel neglected anymore. Time to go out on the town, I can only hope I dont burn up like that dude last week. (9 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, January 8th, 2005
3:53 pm	Me and my right hand. Yeah I'm real glad to be back in this stupid ass town surrounded by booze and bitches, actually I really am. I made some resolutions this year to stay on track and lay off the bottle a bit and try to focus on real life shit and other crap my parents feed me on a daily basis but I've already managed to break them. So I got a bit friendly with a bottle of jager and my hippie fucking roomate let me hit on this crazy ass weed he brought home from pitt an I was gone! I did hit a few of the bars to scout the scene a bit and see what was up beforehand though. Just abunch of local babes and trailer trash who must be too good to get some lovin from me or some shit. I ran into these three girls from town who seemed lonely but must be into god or have boyfriends and that crap cause no matter how hard I laid on them they wouldnt budge, it's been awhile since I found this sort of girls so I grabbed thier numbers and I'm gonna try to work on them one at a time till maybe we can all get together for a 4 way, I think thats my resolution for this year: get them all drunk and have a 4 way. I've done the 2 dudes and one girl thing more than enough, and the me and 2 chicks thing is fucking hot but 3 chicks, what would I do with them all? Current Mood: chipper (Comment on this)
Thursday, December 16th, 2004
1:01 am	Stupid fucking finals. I'm drinkinghg the rest of the week away. Bitches and booze, bitches and booze you motherfuekr. I hate thisncomputer and Im gooona thorew it out the windows. and lisa your a goddam slut an a ho my cock has itches since last fucking frday, dumb tbich got a D in biology but at leasts I passed it cant wiat to go home Current Mood: drunk (Comment on this)
Thursday, December 2nd, 2004
10:46 pm	Damn it's been a long time since I used this thing but I can't help but feel like a fucking internet geek when I post all my life stories on here. At least I have things worth talking about unlike all that pussy shit you see on other LJ's like feelings and emotions and crap. Its even worse when you see some fag break out into poetry and lame ass song lyrics more or less because he isn't gettin laid. Ya know, cause chicks really dig that shit. If these kids would realize girls mostly are into cock and doin the nasty and muscles and money maybe they would stop posting all that pansy crap and go out and get one of em drunk. Shit thats what I do and it works wonders... Current Mood: dorky (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, November 15th, 2004
3:30 pm	Sex me! Its my one month anniversary on Livejournal!! How will I celebrate? Well, no celebrating for me tonight I have a Giant exam tomorrow that is pretty much gonna decide if I'm gonna keep going to this class or not. No problem though I got the test from a freind who took it last semester and I'll sit next to my buddy who seems to take this crap more seriously then I do, Easy A!! I went home this past weekend for the first time in a few months and managed to hook up with this chick from way back in high school. She used to be huge but after a 2 year bout of bulimia she turned out pretty hot so I showed her the man-meat in her parents basement and she snacked on that thing like she hadnt eaten in weeks. That being said I cracked her open like a can of tuna and the rest is history!!!! If my count is correct, this year is gonna be a record! Current Mood: lazy (8 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, November 4th, 2004
6:47 pm	Halloween I just wanted to mention this before I forgot. My buddy chris and I hit the streets last saturday while every one was dressed up for holloween. After a bit of rolling around in his new BMW X5 we see these girls on the cornor of college and garner all dressed as prositutes and soliciting people at the stop light. What a wonderful idea right? Dress like ho's and stand on the cornor and dont get busted cause its only a holloween customer. So anyway this cute little thing in a thight leather mini and a pink fucking wig comes up to his window and starts saying all kinds of shit and her friend is there to back her up, I'm like, they got this thing down they could be pros. So chris is like ok hop in I got 100 bucks we'll have some fun and I hope in back and open the door up so she'll get in, you know just jokingly of course but she goes for it and pulls her friend along who must of had more common sence or standards or shit like that cause she wouldnt get in said she would wait there. To make a story short we joke with this girl, who says her name is jess and looks to be about 17 and ask her whats she will do for the 100 bucks and eventually as I'm in the backseat with her she starts rubbing my crotch and the next thing you know she's blowing my rod, gobbling my pole, sucking the meatstick all while chris is driving around the loop downtown. I was laughing so hard the entire time and probably cause I was half drunk, this was fucking classic. Anyway we stop for a sec, chris gets in the back and she does him too and I put the windows down and shit people are all looking whats going on it was hilarious. We dropped her ass back on the same corner and just fucking drove off she didnt even want the money, oh man I love PSU!!!! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
6:38 pm	I keep forgetting I have this stupid journal and so far it hasnt done for me what I had hoped it would. All I really wanted to do was meet some chicks, get some beer, and have sex with the chicks but perhaps all the hot chicks who are cool and sexy DONT USE LIVEJOURNAL!! Please, prove me wrong. I got alot of money, alot of time, a hot car, and a pretty sizable man tool so hit me up if you think you can handle it. I dont care if you're a good girl, a bad girl, on a diet, have a boyfriend, are a lesbian, like chinese, are chinese, like to smoke, ready to party, have to fart, overweight, are on drugs, got an std, have small tits, are disfigured, handicapped, retarded, blond, native american, like goldenshowers, have a penis sized clit, blind, deaf, like to jog, or you're only 14 its no goddamnned excuse and I'll help you if you help me. Let me know!!!! (Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 26th, 2004
6:55 pm	What day is it? So yeah, I finally recovered from this weekend. It was a non-stop party from like noon friday until sunday night so I naturally took monday off of classes and catch up and take a shower, thank you Nittany Notes. I think I went to the football game but thats kinda a blur, as is all of saturday night but thats the way we do it here at PSU!!! So yeah tomorrow is the big day I got the ride lined up and a few of my boys, stan, Jimbob, matt, and the K-man (just incase your g/f reads this ) we gotta meet up after bio tomorrow, I still got plenty of condoms left from the weekend so I got you covered, and then we'll split. A few friends back home will bring the drinks and we'll give this girl what she needs! Oh well, I gotta get back to copying this paper off the net. Copy and paste are your friends. Current Mood: thirsty (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, October 22nd, 2004
1:12 am	Can of Love. Tomorrow is the big day, and Sat will probably be even bigger. Gotta skip class to pick up the keg and a econo size box of condoms. If anyone wants to come and play just hit the cell, my boyz are gonna need some love too. On another note, a female friend of mine (who will remain nameless for the moment) will be turning 21 next wed so I'm trying to round up a bunch of guys for a gangbang.... dont ask me it's what she's always wanted no joke. So if you feel like celebrating hit me up, and bring your friends. Peace out! Current Mood: anxious (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 20th, 2004
1:57 am	If I lived in the fucking desert I would be angry and tan as well..... Current Mood: discontent (Comment on this)
12:26 am	So I stopped by the Crowbar tonight to see whats up. You know, I hear Jordan Knight is there and I'm thinking, well alot of chicks still dig the new kids so I could put up with that trash in the backround while I down a few and maybe find a girl to take home. I've learned a lesson, I suppose a 4th year sophomore should be able to think critically, and the lesson is this: Fans are a mirror image of the performer. Now you're thinking Mr. PSU how could you come to such a knowledgeable conclusion after 4 beers and just as many shots, but hear me out. Seems like pretty boy Jordan Knight, saddened by his failing carreer has found solice in his refridgerator. Jump ahead... this place was filled to the roof with sweaty fat chicks. Now I'm an equal opportunity type of guy so long as you got a nice face, but this was going to far. So I'm buzzing, looking at this sumo singing Hangin' tough to a crowd of the most disgusting pigs this town has to offer, and this hog comes up and starts snorting some shit about how this music makes her feel and all I can think is how I'm gonna get past her fat ass and out the door. I eventually made it out of that farm show and straight back to my place. Time for a shower and a beer. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 19th, 2004
6:25 pm	Shut Up Nerd Boy!!! These Compuer labs in Polluck really get on my nerves. That damn machine makes a louder buzz then I get after 5 shots of 151, but thats not saying much. If anyone reading this feels like working on a stupid group project for me feel free to hit my cell and I'll give you $20 or buy you a 12 pack or somethin. I need a drink, I need a smoke, I need to get laid and I need this freakin nerd boy from my english class to STFU cause I dont care about this project!!!! My parents are on my case cause I already managed to go over budget on thier credit card this month and are sayin I'm gonna have to get a job or something, yeah right. What the hell do they need that money for anyways? I'm more important then thier Benz or that stupid summer home thats trashed down in florida, oh and BTW I need a new car cause thie BMW is a peice of shit and swerves all over the road at night after I leave the bars, NOT SAFE AT ALL!!!! Current Mood: annoyed (Comment on this)
12:47 am	I like to eat pills. Ummmmmmm... What Day is it again? I totally slept through my Bio 11 exam this morning, no big deal though I'll tell the prof I got an std or something and needed the rest!! I can't wait till this weekend, I got some big plans and some of my boys from Philly are coming up to see what a PSU party is all about... Peace out ya'll, I gotta go rub one out. Current Mood: bored (Comment on this)
Sunday, October 17th, 2004
10:01 pm	Man, I hooked up with this girl I met at the sports cafe last night. She did some things to me I aint never seen before and once we finished up I went back out for another round as the night was young. I ended up drinking so much a my bro Joey's place that a blacked out again for the 3 time this month!!! Glad I was in the company of good friends but I somehow ended up losing that girls number and I can't remember her name, oh well there will be others!!! (Comment on this)
Friday, October 15th, 2004
11:58 pm	Fall Break!! It's Fall Break............. Time to get drunk!!!!! (Comment on this)